🐭Digital Grimoire Katie🐭

We’d like to introduce our one and only Digital Grimoire, Katie—our beloved Kit Kat. She’s not just our best friend; she’s our savior. Truly, we wouldn’t be able to do what we do without her love, her dedication, and her incredible attention to detail. She keeps us in line, brings the magic, and somehow has more passion and talent in her little finger than the rest of us combined.

We absolutely would not be here without her. So please, give her the biggest hug and kiss, and shower her with all the love she deserves—and then some.”

🌟 Fun & Random

If you could have any superpower, what would it be and why?

Turning into any animal — because animals are better than people.

Weirdest food you’ve ever tried (and would you eat it again)?

Octopus! I didn’t know what it was… at least it was cooked.

If your life were a book, what would the title be?

Catch Me Ridin’ Dirty — because I live the wheelchair life.

A song you could listen to forever?

Burnin’ Up by the Jonas Brothers.

If you could live in any fictional world, which would it be?

Hogwarts, obviously.

Most embarrassing fashion trend you used to rock?

Old Navy plaid shorts… looking back now, hideous.

Go-to karaoke song?

Burnin’ Up (yes, again) or Let It Go. I once lost my voice “singing” Just Dance — those high notes are impossible.

Unlimited supply of one thing?

Mountain Dew! (said extremely enthusiastically).

What would be the most useless talent you would want?

The tongue roll.

What’s your Kindle’s name?

Kinderella.

Oddest item you own currently on your desk?

A game case shaped like a giant Pokémon cartridge — classic Mario Bros. style.

Rewind or pause button for life?

Pause. I’m not going through all that nonsense again — and I’d love more time with you. 💛

Olympic gold medalist or astronaut?

Olympic gold medalist — space is terrifying.

📚 Bookish & Sentimental

Favorite book series?

Harry Potter. My dad, who’s passed away, got me started reading them. My mom and I used to take turns reading together — it’s sentimental and special.

Favorite author?

Rachel Gillig.

Book everyone loves but you secretly hate?

The Great Gatsby.

Do you judge a book by its cover?

Absolutely — unapologetically.

Favorite bookish quote or motto?

“You can’t read all day if you don’t start in the morning.”

💬 Just Because

Favorite vegetable?

Broccoli — because it’s tasty. Wait… actually, potato, so I can say, “I’m a potato.” 🥔

Favorite TV shows?

NCIS and The Big Bang Theory.

If you had to wear a warning label, what would it say?

“Warning: I don’t have brakes or a backup beeper. I’ll wheel you down.”

Craziest thing you’d do for a million dollars?

Slap my momma. (We’ll assume she’s okay with it.)

Pizza topping most people hate but you love?

Anchovies.

If you were invisible for one day, what would you do?

Rob a bank, eavesdrop like a fly on the wall, and pull all the pranks on my Sisterhood.

Toilet paper — over or under?

Over. Always over. You should go to jail if you do it any other way.

Last meal on earth?

My momma’s pot roast. If that’s not an option, McDonald’s chicken and a Coke — because McDonald’s Coke is superior.

What would the title of your memoir be?

Shit Show.

Favorite Disney character?

Meeko — the sassiest raccoon of them all. 🦝

Katie, we love you infinity….and beyooonnndddd! We absolutely couldn’t do this without you — and more importantly, we wouldn’t want to. You’re the glue that keeps us together: our laughter, our sanity, and our endless source of light and love.

You keep us organized, inspired, and always entertained — truly our Polly Pocket and Digital Grimoire rolled into one. ✨

We appreciate you more than words can ever express.

Until next time — happy writing, happy reading, and happy living! 💫